PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. An